B: shoot (notice the edit) I don't care.
D: Yes you do, don't lie, I know secretly deep down you care.
B: I care, maybe a little bit, but can't you just write all of this for me?
D: Nope, you're going to help, start thinking.
B: So tell me, what is the point of this blog again?
D: To keep the peeps updated on all of the great things going on in our lives. You know, like maybe OUR WEDDING or something!
B: Oh yeah! Our wedding. I thought everyone already knew. Do you think they would want to know about my toe nail that fell off today?
D: Prob not, bud. Not so much on the exciting side. Maybe we should tell them all our really big news...
B: Oh, you mean like how you are pregnant?
D: Not even remotely funny. (Sorry to disappoint you Shannon), but I'm sure we are now going to get some phone calls for that. Thanks Ben. Try again.
B: Hmmm, well lets see. Uh, we're married, about a month now. That was pretty cool.
D: Pretty cool?
B: I mean, like, uh, the best week ever!
D: Nice recovery.
B: I thought we said we weren't going to do lame stuff like blog?
D: I know, I thought so too.
B: I'm tired, and this is lame.
D: Fine. Rain on my parade.
B: Your parade is lame.
D: At least I have a parade.
2 comments:
ben has always wanted a parade. or at least a following. welcome to the world of blogs...muah ah ah. (that's supposed to be an ominous laugh)
That was awesome. I could have read that forever. You guys need a soundtrack for your lives, it would be the best sitcom ever.
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